Jimmy loved his pet turkey.

Jimmy: No I didn't!

Yes you did!

Jimmy: No I didn't!

Yes you did!

Jimmy: Prove it!

Fine! Jimmy loved his pet turkey-

Jimmy: Get to the point!

You cried at the damned things funeral!

Jimmy: That's because it broke my bike!

You shouldn't have put salt on it then!

Jimmy: I wouldn't have done that if he didn't murder a cow!

That was a goat you retard!

Jimmy: It was a cow-goat hybrid!

No it wasn't!

Jimmy: Yes it was!

Look! Just say you lov ethe turkey, all right?

Jimmy: NO!

Then we'll have to do something about this!

Jimmy: Fine!

[Ten minutes later Jimmy's decomposing body was found in a turkey enclosure.]

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