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You're so gunna be suuuuuuuuuuuuued!

I have been wanting to wrote this on a wiki for AGES! Finally I found one. Thanks Lugia.

Anyway:

The song Edit

[Lawyer wakes up from his power nap]

Ah, its another beautiful day!

Gotta find a new way

To scam money out of innocent people

Without delay


Got a court case or somthin'?

I'm someone you can trust in

I can win it for yoooou

-

But to work with me

Requires a fee

And it better be paid back soooooooooon


Becuase:

Chorus

There are lawsuits to be made

Legal bills to be paid

And innocent people to cooon

Cases to be won

Wills to be undone

And most of all, we're gonna have some fun


We will find a law

And make people abhor

That they get beat, and its so very funny

In the legal system

Whether its a brother or a sister

I don't matter unless they got money!


Now you think this is cruel

But it is the rule

Lawyers are cool


(DEAL WITH IT! OH YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO COURT DO YA? FINE!)

But your still so gonna get suuuuuuuued!

Because:

Chorus

There are lawsuits to be made

Legal bills to be paid

And innocent people to cooon

Cases to be won

Wills undone

And most of all, we're gonna have some fun


I didn't stay up awake all night

At college, just to lose another court fight

You think that you can walk out alright?

WRONG! THINK AGAIN! You can't beat my might!


Lawyers rule, they are cool just deal with it!

You can't win this fateful thing so get with it

We'll beat you good, are we understood my dramatic friend

Becuase in the end...

LAWYERS ALWAYS WIN!


Chorus

There are lawsuits to be made

Legal bills to be paid

And innocent people to cooon

Cases to be won

Wills undone

And most of all, we're gonna have some fun


And if you think you're stuck in position like you've just been glued

Don't you dare back out or else:

YOU...ARE... SO... GUNNA... GET...

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuued!

[the end]

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